Browsing through the "Gadgets" available for iGoogle, I found a whole lot of solutions in search of problems, but one in particular stuck out:
Just exactly what I need: "Ronald Reagan Quote of the Day". The tagline to convince you that your life isn't complete without it? "Great Tips. Great Advise."
So glad to see the fruits of the Gipper's educational labors ripening out there.
Maybe "ripening" wasn't the word I was looking for. At least not in its normal sense.